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Post by sd51555 on Dec 22, 2017 18:39:47 GMT -6
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Post by kabic on Dec 22, 2017 18:50:53 GMT -6
And here I thought you got a call from Puerto Rican what's her name.
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Post by batman on Dec 22, 2017 18:55:27 GMT -6
Target is a good cat name.
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Post by sd51555 on Dec 22, 2017 19:32:55 GMT -6
And here I thought you got a call from Puerto Rican what's her name. Puerto Rican Sheila has been purring around my phone the past week too. Put a blunt stop to that shit, like a vampire outside your house asking to be invited in. You can't get them to leave once they're past the front door.
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Post by mnfish on Dec 22, 2017 19:34:43 GMT -6
How about a full name like... Mr. Burlap Bag Brickenwater
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Post by sd51555 on Dec 22, 2017 19:38:21 GMT -6
There's nothing regal about burlap. Something like Thomas Jameson O'Callahan, Duke of Lincoln County. Then I can shorten it up to something like, my roomate Tom, or my roomate Cal. Or perhaps the Monarch of Cass County.
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Post by wiscwhip on Dec 22, 2017 20:43:51 GMT -6
One of the kids' cats name is shortened to Cal.
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Post by MoBuckChaser on Dec 23, 2017 4:04:16 GMT -6
Name him Obama.
That way you feel good when you have to beat the piss out of him once in a while......
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Post by Sandbur on Dec 23, 2017 6:31:34 GMT -6
I’ll know for sure in the morning. This guy got dumped over by kickball Becky’s house. I think I’m gonna adopt him. If it goes down, I’m gonna need help coming up with a regal Irish full human name for him. You sure you were talking about the kitten?
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Post by Reagan on Dec 23, 2017 8:08:29 GMT -6
Kickball Becky looks like the perfect lifetime mate for SD.
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Post by batman on Dec 23, 2017 8:38:37 GMT -6
Kickball Becky looks like the perfect lifetime mate for SD. I was afraid that was SD. Bruce Jenner type shit. Hat was over the ear holes so I could not be sure. Not judging. Or maybe it went like this. "Hey Skoog, its Kickball Becky. Its Friday night and I was wondering if you want to come check out my pussy?" "Sure Becky, if I like it can I take it back to my house and play with it?" "Why yes, that would be nice! Best Christmas ever!"
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Post by MoBuckChaser on Dec 23, 2017 10:55:08 GMT -6
Kickball Becky looks like the perfect lifetime mate for SD. I was afraid that was SD. Bruce Jenner type shit. Hat was over the ear holes so I could not be sure. Not judging. Or maybe it went like this. "Hey Skoog, its Kickball Becky. Its Friday night and I was wondering if you want to come check out my pussy?" "Sure Becky, if I like it can I take it back to my house and play with it?" "Why yes, that would be nice! Best Christmas ever!" Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by sd51555 on Dec 23, 2017 15:49:21 GMT -6
It’s official. I’m a cat lady. So I got to work planting a cat food plot. Petsmart gets about $6 for a tiny pot of cereal greens. I decided to plant my own, but far bigger. Gonna repurpose the ROD super pots for a while.
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Post by mnfish on Dec 23, 2017 16:39:24 GMT -6
I am usually a pretty good read of character but sometimes I am wayyyy off. Case in point
For the love that is all holy!!!!! I can' believe what I'm seeing. A selfie with a house cat?!? Just curious...
Do you pee sitting down? Do you prefer pads over tampons?
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Post by Satchmo on Dec 23, 2017 17:27:58 GMT -6
Pussy will definitely change a man!
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