Post by Tooln on Sept 26, 2018 20:13:56 GMT -6
TO ALL EMPLOYEES:
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO THE MANAGEMENTS ATTENTION THAT SOME INDIVIDUALS HAVE BEEN USING FOUL LANGUAGE IN THE COURSE OF NORMAL CONVERSATION. DUE TO COMPLAINTS FROM SOME OF THE EASILY OFFENDED WORKERS THIS CONDUCT WILL NO LONGER BE TOLERATED. THE MANAGEMENT DOES REALIZE THE IMPORTANCE OF EACH PERSON BEING ABLE TO PROPERLY EXPRESS THEIR FEELING WHEN COMMUNICATING WITH FELLOW EMPLOYEES. THEREFORE THE MANAGEMENT HAS COMPILED THE FOLLOWING CODE PHRASES; THIS WILL CONTINUE THE PROPER EXCHANGE OF IDEAS AND COMMUNICATION.
OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE
NO FUCKING WAY………………………………………………………………..I’M NOT CERTAIN THAT'S FEASIBLE
YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME…………………………….............................REALLY
TELL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK………………………....PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CHECK WITH
ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK ………………………………….……………………….OF COURSE I'M CONCERNED
IT'S NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM ……………………..I WASN'T INVOLVED IN THAT PROJECT
WHAT THE FUCK ……………………………………………………………………………………………..INTERESTING BEHAVIOR
FUCK IT, IT WON'T WORK …………………………………….I'M NOT SURE I CAN IMPLEMENT THAT
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER………………..I'LL TRY TO SCHEDULE THAT
WHEN THE FUCK YOU EXPECT ME TO DO IT ………………………..PERHAPS I CAN WORK LATE
WHO THE FUCK CARES ……………………………………………………………..ARE YOU SURE IT'S A PROBLEM
EAT SHIT ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..YOU DON'T SAY
EAT SHIT AND DIE …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….EXCUSE ME
EAT SHIT AND DIE MOTHER FUCKER …………………………………………………………………..EXCUSE ME SIR
KISS MY ASS……………………………………………………………………………………..SO YOU'D LIKE HELP WITH IT
FUCK IT I'M ON SALARY …………………………………………………..I'M OVERLOADED AT THE MOMENT
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS………………………………………………………..I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THIS JOB SUCKS ………………………………………………………………………………………………..I LOVE A CHALLENGE
WHO THE HELL DIED & MADE YOU BOSS ….…………YOU WANT ME TO TAKE CARE OF IT
BLOW ME …………………………………….……………………………………………………………………………………………………………….I SEE
BLOW YOURSSELF ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..DO YOU SEE
ANOTHER FUCKING MEETING …………………………………………………..YES WE SHOULD DISCUSS THIS
I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT …………………………I DON'T THINK IT WILL BE A PROBLEM
FUCK YOU …………………………………………………………………………………………………….HOW NICE. HOW VERY NICE
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO THE MANAGEMENTS ATTENTION THAT SOME INDIVIDUALS HAVE BEEN USING FOUL LANGUAGE IN THE COURSE OF NORMAL CONVERSATION. DUE TO COMPLAINTS FROM SOME OF THE EASILY OFFENDED WORKERS THIS CONDUCT WILL NO LONGER BE TOLERATED. THE MANAGEMENT DOES REALIZE THE IMPORTANCE OF EACH PERSON BEING ABLE TO PROPERLY EXPRESS THEIR FEELING WHEN COMMUNICATING WITH FELLOW EMPLOYEES. THEREFORE THE MANAGEMENT HAS COMPILED THE FOLLOWING CODE PHRASES; THIS WILL CONTINUE THE PROPER EXCHANGE OF IDEAS AND COMMUNICATION.
OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE
NO FUCKING WAY………………………………………………………………..I’M NOT CERTAIN THAT'S FEASIBLE
YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME…………………………….............................REALLY
TELL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK………………………....PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CHECK WITH
ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK ………………………………….……………………….OF COURSE I'M CONCERNED
IT'S NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM ……………………..I WASN'T INVOLVED IN THAT PROJECT
WHAT THE FUCK ……………………………………………………………………………………………..INTERESTING BEHAVIOR
FUCK IT, IT WON'T WORK …………………………………….I'M NOT SURE I CAN IMPLEMENT THAT
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER………………..I'LL TRY TO SCHEDULE THAT
WHEN THE FUCK YOU EXPECT ME TO DO IT ………………………..PERHAPS I CAN WORK LATE
WHO THE FUCK CARES ……………………………………………………………..ARE YOU SURE IT'S A PROBLEM
EAT SHIT ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..YOU DON'T SAY
EAT SHIT AND DIE …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….EXCUSE ME
EAT SHIT AND DIE MOTHER FUCKER …………………………………………………………………..EXCUSE ME SIR
KISS MY ASS……………………………………………………………………………………..SO YOU'D LIKE HELP WITH IT
FUCK IT I'M ON SALARY …………………………………………………..I'M OVERLOADED AT THE MOMENT
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS………………………………………………………..I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THIS JOB SUCKS ………………………………………………………………………………………………..I LOVE A CHALLENGE
WHO THE HELL DIED & MADE YOU BOSS ….…………YOU WANT ME TO TAKE CARE OF IT
BLOW ME …………………………………….……………………………………………………………………………………………………………….I SEE
BLOW YOURSSELF ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..DO YOU SEE
ANOTHER FUCKING MEETING …………………………………………………..YES WE SHOULD DISCUSS THIS
I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT …………………………I DON'T THINK IT WILL BE A PROBLEM
FUCK YOU …………………………………………………………………………………………………….HOW NICE. HOW VERY NICE