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Post by badbrad on Feb 14, 2017 8:10:06 GMT -6
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Post by wiscwhip on Feb 14, 2017 8:31:10 GMT -6
The MN DNR..............you said this was hunting jokes, right?
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Post by Tooln on Feb 14, 2017 11:34:59 GMT -6
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked.
'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,' the successful hunter replied.
'You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' they inquired.
'A tough call,' nodded the hunter. 'But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!'
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Post by Tooln on Feb 14, 2017 11:35:25 GMT -6
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer Nuts are around a dollar seventy-nine, and deer nuts are just under a buck!
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Post by Tooln on Feb 14, 2017 11:36:42 GMT -6
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,
"Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm???"
She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
The Professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.
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Post by nitro27 on Nov 4, 2019 11:22:38 GMT -6
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Post by badbrad on Apr 15, 2020 18:56:36 GMT -6
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Post by jbird on Apr 30, 2020 13:32:42 GMT -6
I love this one!
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Post by badbrad on May 15, 2020 7:35:53 GMT -6
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