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Post by sd51555 on May 2, 2019 8:38:00 GMT -6
Bank of SD Finances It's 4th Project
5/2/19
Sioux Falls, South Dakota
(Reuters in association with RT)
The Bank of SD has announced it's fourth project funded since it's inception 7 years ago. Chief bottle washer Skoog Skoogman announced yesterday, funding has been awarded to replace a 2001 Chevy Cavalier that has been in uninterrupted service since 2001. "It's a hard day, ya know? Cars like that are a rolling museum of your life when you have them for that long. We may never know how many times that car was lost after a hard night of drinking, or how many animals and stationary objects were hit. Hell, how many different girlfriends rode in that car for that matter."
The Cavalier outlasted all pundits and critics. Years ago, many were calling for that car to be scrapped before someone got left high and dry. In 2015, the Ford dealer in Sioux Falls offered the owner $250 as a favor to get it crushed. But the owner knew his car. There was far more life left in that car. Well, 4 years later, it's still running well, but now circumstances have changed.
"It's an opportune time to retire her" said the owner. Estimates on resale value range from $450-$30,000.
Other projects funded by the bank since it's inception were the 2012 purchase of the HH property, which was satisfied in 2015. 2016 brought the acquisition of the Slice of Life property, which is still jointly financed by the bank and another outfit. 2018 brought a third project to the board. The Stabbin' Cabin project was green lit in January of that year.
The new project funded by the bank will cover the full cost of a 2013 Suburu Outback. It is reported to be all silver with pimp ass black aftermarket wheels and a brand new towing package not yet installed, and a luggage carrier for the roof, also not yet installed.
Nobody really knows how The Bank of SD works, but this pyramid scheme hasn't failed yet and continues to report ever higher capitalization. The closing is reported to be Friday evening of this week.
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Post by badgerfowl on May 2, 2019 8:47:21 GMT -6
Bank of SD Finances It's 4th Project
5/2/19
Sioux Falls, South Dakota
(Reuters in association with RT)
The Bank of SD has announced it's fourth project funded since it's inception 7 years ago. Chief bottle washer Skoog Skoogman announced yesterday, funding has been awarded to replace a 2001 Chevy Cavalier that has been in uninterrupted service since 2001. "It's a hard day, ya know? Cars like that are a rolling museum of your life when you have them for that long. We may never know how many times that car was lost after a hard night of drinking, or how many animals and stationary objects were hit. Hell, how many different girlfriends rode in that car for that matter."
The Cavalier outlasted all pundits and critics. Years ago, many were calling for that car to be scrapped before someone got left high and dry. In 2015, the Ford dealer in Sioux Falls offered the owner $250 as a favor to get it crushed. But the owner knew his car. There was far more life left in that car. Well, 4 years later, it's still running well, but now circumstances have changed.
"It's an opportune time to retire her" said the owner. Estimates on resale value range from $450-$30,000.
Other projects funded by the bank since it's inception were the 2012 purchase of the HH property, which was satisfied in 2015. 2016 brought the acquisition of the Slice of Life property, which is still jointly financed by the bank and another outfit. 2018 brought a third project to the board. The Stabbin' Cabin project was green lit in January of that year.
The new project funded by the bank will cover the full cost of a 2013 Suburu Outback. It is reported to be all silver with pimp ass black aftermarket wheels and a brand new towing package not yet installed, and a luggage carrier for the roof, also not yet installed.
Nobody really knows how The Bank of SD works, but this pyramid scheme hasn't failed yet and continues to report ever higher capitalization. The closing is reported to be Friday evening of this week.
Cat: check
Subaru Outback: check
I'm just going to assume you are a 65 year old woman with short gray hair that likes other women.
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Post by biglakebass on May 2, 2019 8:48:16 GMT -6
is it AWD?
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Post by sd51555 on May 2, 2019 8:57:44 GMT -6
Advanced all wheel drive.
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Post by sd51555 on May 2, 2019 9:10:11 GMT -6
Bank of SD Finances It's 4th Project
5/2/19
Sioux Falls, South Dakota
(Reuters in association with RT)
The Bank of SD has announced it's fourth project funded since it's inception 7 years ago. Chief bottle washer Skoog Skoogman announced yesterday, funding has been awarded to replace a 2001 Chevy Cavalier that has been in uninterrupted service since 2001. "It's a hard day, ya know? Cars like that are a rolling museum of your life when you have them for that long. We may never know how many times that car was lost after a hard night of drinking, or how many animals and stationary objects were hit. Hell, how many different girlfriends rode in that car for that matter."
The Cavalier outlasted all pundits and critics. Years ago, many were calling for that car to be scrapped before someone got left high and dry. In 2015, the Ford dealer in Sioux Falls offered the owner $250 as a favor to get it crushed. But the owner knew his car. There was far more life left in that car. Well, 4 years later, it's still running well, but now circumstances have changed.
"It's an opportune time to retire her" said the owner. Estimates on resale value range from $450-$30,000.
Other projects funded by the bank since it's inception were the 2012 purchase of the HH property, which was satisfied in 2015. 2016 brought the acquisition of the Slice of Life property, which is still jointly financed by the bank and another outfit. 2018 brought a third project to the board. The Stabbin' Cabin project was green lit in January of that year.
The new project funded by the bank will cover the full cost of a 2013 Suburu Outback. It is reported to be all silver with pimp ass black aftermarket wheels and a brand new towing package not yet installed, and a luggage carrier for the roof, also not yet installed.
Nobody really knows how The Bank of SD works, but this pyramid scheme hasn't failed yet and continues to report ever higher capitalization. The closing is reported to be Friday evening of this week.
Cat: check
Subaru Outback: check
I'm just going to assume you are a 65 year old woman with short gray hair that likes other women.
Hey meow, this thing is perfect for me. I can get 30-35 mpg highway and have enough cargo space to haul lumber and ice fishing gear, enough towing capacity to haul most small rental implements outta grand rapids back to stab camp, enough clearance and traction to get outta the snow, and enough torque to move a rail car. I'm taking this bird to Rainy Lake for early ice this year. And it's going to be fantastic.
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Post by badgerfowl on May 2, 2019 9:15:46 GMT -6
Cat: check
Subaru Outback: check
I'm just going to assume you are a 65 year old woman with short gray hair that likes other women.
Hey meow, this thing is perfect for me. I can get 30-35 mpg highway and have enough cargo space to haul lumber and ice fishing gear, enough towing capacity to haul most small rental implements outta grand rapids back to stab camp, enough clearance and traction to get outta the snow, and enough torque to move a rail car. I'm taking this bird to Rainy Lake for early ice this year. And it's going to be fantastic. Sorry, I live in the land of subaru loving lesbians.
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Post by sd51555 on May 4, 2019 12:47:31 GMT -6
Done deal. Putting the hitch on today.
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Post by Tooln on May 4, 2019 13:04:44 GMT -6
So how many miles are on the Outback and what did you do with the old POS.
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Post by kooch on May 4, 2019 14:26:29 GMT -6
I dig the wheels.
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Post by Foggy on May 4, 2019 16:00:07 GMT -6
You shoulda held out for a model with solar panels......or at least a hybrid. I feel you're slipping. (nice car for you - should wok fine.)
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Post by sd51555 on May 4, 2019 16:57:00 GMT -6
So how many miles are on the Outback and what did you do with the old POS. 80K, and the car is sitting outside at the apartment. Gonna throw a $700 Craigslist ad out there and see what I get.
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Post by sd51555 on May 4, 2019 17:00:50 GMT -6
You shoulda held out for a model with solar panels......or at least a hybrid. I feel you're slipping. (nice car for you - should wok fine.) This has the high end package. Don’t know what that all entails yet, but I do have heated seats, cruise, AC, a working compact disc player, Bluetooth, and now a hitch. Still gotta pick up the wiring for it, but the hard part is done.
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Post by Foggy on May 4, 2019 17:55:26 GMT -6
You shoulda held out for a model with solar panels......or at least a hybrid. I feel you're slipping. (nice car for you - should wok fine.) This has the high end package. Don’t know what that all entails yet, but I do have heated seats, cruise, AC, a working compact disc player, Bluetooth, and now a hitch. Still gotta pick up the wiring for it, but the hard part is done. Glad for you and your new wheels. I was beginning to worry you were over-frugal and sometimes that ends up costing more. Good to squeeze your nickels most times.....but there are limits. .
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Post by sd51555 on May 4, 2019 18:19:21 GMT -6
This has the high end package. Don’t know what that all entails yet, but I do have heated seats, cruise, AC, a working compact disc player, Bluetooth, and now a hitch. Still gotta pick up the wiring for it, but the hard part is done. Glad for you and your new wheels. I was beginning to worry you were over-frugal and sometimes that ends up costing more. Good to squeeze your nickels most times.....but there are limits. . The last problem broke the break even model. I was ok with throwing parts in every few months, but it got expensive at the end.
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Post by badgerfowl on May 4, 2019 20:25:14 GMT -6
Done deal. Putting the hitch on today. At least you got the butched up model. Congrats! Still going with my ‘06 Colorado. Not quite as bad as the cavy but getting there.
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