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Post by chummer16 on Feb 24, 2020 17:02:56 GMT -6
In recent years, hands down , the worst thing I did was buy single ply instead of double ply. Why in hell do they make single? Anyone here admit to using single ply? Only people who stand to wipe buy single ply. It's only those type who don't care if a finger pokes through. I prefer single ply, less dingles.
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Post by kooch on Feb 24, 2020 17:44:44 GMT -6
Was at work one day and somebody asked what was on my tshirt? Wife has taken my post sex cum shirt and hung it back up in the closet. So i did what anybody did and flipped it inside out. Unloaded trailer of fabric and after sweat dried up I stood Up to do something and screamed as all my belly hair was cum glued dry to the shirt. Guys still laugh about that one. Jesus Christ Batman. Hold back a little.
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Post by Tooln on Feb 24, 2020 22:46:22 GMT -6
18 living at home. Went out and ended up picking up girl at the bar. We went parking. After we was done I flung the rubber out the window. Sunday morning my old man told me I had something hanging on the antenna. Sure as shit there was the used rubber full of cum.
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Post by MoBuckChaser on Feb 25, 2020 6:39:05 GMT -6
18 living at home. Went out and ended up picking up girl at the bar. We went parking. After we was done I flung the rubber out the window. Sunday morning my old man told me I had something hanging on the antenna. Sure as shit there was the used rubber full of cum. If you did that at your age today it would just be filled with soot.....
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Post by Sandbur on Feb 25, 2020 6:44:54 GMT -6
18 living at home. Went out and ended up picking up girl at the bar. We went parking. After we was done I flung the rubber out the window. Sunday morning my old man told me I had something hanging on the antenna. Sure as shit there was the used rubber full of cum. If you did that at your age today it would just be filled with soot..... Probably not near filled either.
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Post by MoBuckChaser on Feb 25, 2020 7:02:18 GMT -6
If you did that at your age today it would just be filled with soot..... Probably not near filled either. Fact! Bahahahaha
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Post by badbrad on Feb 25, 2020 12:49:19 GMT -6
Was at work one day and somebody asked what was on my tshirt? Wife has taken my post sex cum shirt and hung it back up in the closet. So i did what anybody did and flipped it inside out. Unloaded trailer of fabric and after sweat dried up I stood Up to do something and screamed as all my belly hair was cum glued dry to the shirt. Guys still laugh about that one.
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Post by Tooln on Feb 25, 2020 13:34:27 GMT -6
Probably not near filled either. Fact! Bahahahaha But at least I'd get something & without the use of a pill.
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Post by jbird on Feb 25, 2020 14:48:01 GMT -6
So the situation unfolds where I left my truck in one town and ended up drinking in another. Well I get shit-faced drunk and decide it's time to go home....because they cut me off! I recall the guy at the door asking...."where you going buddy?" "Home!" I told him. "You ain't driving are you?" "Nope....I'll walk" and out the door I went. Well.....my truck was 20 fuck'n miles away....(funny how when your drunk, you think your being quiet and distances are much father than you think they are) so off I started. 2 am, drunk as shit....trying to "avoid the fuzz".... Well, about the time I realized how dumb of an idea this was I am in the middle of Amish country! Well, shit! As I sat on the ground and considered my options (this was back before the days of cell phones mind you).....I must have passed out. I woke up to hearing deer snorting in the distance....and from what I could tell (it was still very dark out) I was in somebody's yard. So by this point I figure I might as well keep walking. As I'm heading south along the highway I see that off to my right the sky seems to be getting brighter....Holy shit...the sun is coming up! Not long after a lone car passes me - not much traffic on a state highway in the early hours of the day in farm country. He stops and backs up .....puts down the window. "Hey buddy you look like hammered shit...I know there is a good story here!" Well, shit...I have never hitched a ride with a stranger before, but my wife was gonna kill me any way so what the hell. This was about the county line....I'm guessing I made it about 10 miles on foot. So I tell the guy the story, he thinks it's funny as shit. "Dude your old lady is gonna kill you!!!" Yep, no shit! I look like a bum that had been living in the ditch, covered in mud and grass and skeeter bites. He dropped me off at my truck and I drove home. I pulled in the drive and walked in the house. The wife looked at me and scooped up the kids and left. I was like, "Really? She's just gonna take the kids and leave??....ok I guess. Well, about 10 minutes she comes hauling ass up the drive...storms into the house without the kids (I guess she figured if she was going to kill someone there best not be any witnesses) and I get both barrels! All I could do was stare at my shoes.... I didn't hurt nobody and I didn't hurt myself. I didn't go to jail or do anything morally wrong....but man did I pay for it! I was drinking with some guys from work and man did they all get a good laugh out of it.... "Hey dumb-ass....you walk to work today?!?" Not one of my finer moments!
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Post by buckvelvet on Feb 26, 2020 14:26:29 GMT -6
My best friend and I have hunted together for years, private property, state/federal property, farming etc, we're just out to have a good time. I'm 36 now, I think I was around oh 22ish or so we found this piece of federal property to our liking to gun hunt on (had no private property to hunt on at the time), It was quite thick so in September we go down this trail over a few hills and make a nice blind for my buddy. We back the opposite way, up a hill etc to make one for me.
November comes, cold, dark, we head out to our blind, leave the truck and say our good lucks and walk away. Light comes, 20 mins into the hunt I see some orange, I think SOB not again. I text my buddy, I've got a hunter up off to my right out in front of me. He replied he has 1 behind him off to his left. The hunter I'm looking at waves at me, I get a text, my buddy says I just waved at the other hunter. LOL.....
Turns out through all the thick shit we had no idea we setup our blinds about 100 yards apart coming from opposite directions. The hunt was not successful but those kind of stories last a lifetime.
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Post by buckvelvet on Feb 26, 2020 14:52:02 GMT -6
jbird that was stinking funny dude!
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Post by Sandbur on Feb 26, 2020 15:43:22 GMT -6
I was hunting in Camp Ripley for the archery hunt a number of years back. I waded a swamp and hunted an island. Saw lots of nice bucks and one dandy.
Two years later my name was drawn to hunt there again. I knew exactly where I was going to hunt. I tried to cross the swamp but it was a wet year and I got water over my waders. Went back to the car, all sweated up and wet. Found a few dry clothes and tried another route to the hotspot.
I finally got my stand up and pulled my bow up in the tree to just hear a noise and see a glint through the trees. It was a car and they had put a new road in!
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Post by jbird on Feb 28, 2020 10:41:10 GMT -6
jbird that was stinking funny dude! We laugh about it now.....it wasn't funny at the time. We all do dumb shit when we're fucked up! I still hear about it from time to time when somebody brings up doing something stupid....especially my kids. I'll get on my boy about making some dumb decision and he turns and looks at me and goes...."but, did I try to walk home from Rushville?!?" Damn smart-ass kids! Take after their mother!!
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Post by Tooln on Mar 1, 2020 17:16:21 GMT -6
Not so much as embarrassing more of it happened to me thing. Just got home from a 5 mile walk. Went commando in a pair of sweatpants. Last mile or so started getting swamp ass. Got home and sprayed some of this on. BIG mistake, talk about burn oh my God. After a few minutes of burn it did start cooling. Never making that mistake again. Next time spray on before walking.
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Post by benmnwi on Mar 1, 2020 19:58:19 GMT -6
Not so much as embarrassing more of it happened to me thing. Just got home from a 5 mile walk. Went commando in a pair of sweatpants. Last mile or so started getting swamp ass. Got home and sprayed some of this on. BIG mistake, talk about burn oh my God. After a few minutes of burn it did start cooling. Never making that mistake again. Next time spray on before walking. [br Only the perverts on to "catch a predator, dateline" go commando in sweatpants.
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