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Post by Sandbur on Apr 8, 2020 5:48:00 GMT -6
I know everything that goes on in the shower. I don't just hop up on the ledge to lick the water off the wall while the old man is soaping his ass. It is a carefully supervised morning routine. He fell in the shower in deadwood once, apparently still surly from the night before. The hotel had installed those re-bath fits over the old shower and it left a longer flatter slope to the back of the tub. He put a heel on that and down he went, but not before putting an elbow through the fiberglass on his way down. I have a vested interest in making sure my servant is looked after. So if he's backing up towards the slope, I reach in with a paw and bump his calf so he doesn't keep coming back and wipe out. I also walk in and out of the bathroom numerous times to make sure the door stays open enough that it doesn't get too warm or muggy in there. And if the towel isn't hung symmetrically on the hook, I will knock it down and make him keep doing it until it's right. Shit I forgot about that. I think the only reason I walked away from that was because I was laying on the floor of the tub before I knew what happened. Wait until that happens out on the winter ice and you haven’t been drinking.
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Post by Tooln on Apr 8, 2020 5:50:40 GMT -6
Yep I do, so does the wife just not while were in there together.
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Post by nhmountains on Apr 9, 2020 12:01:20 GMT -6
Not my schedule. Wake up Start coffee maker Piss Fight cat Drink coffee Piss Shower All of those events are exclusive. You’re not a morning shitter?
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Post by sd51555 on Apr 9, 2020 20:04:37 GMT -6
Not my schedule. Wake up Start coffee maker Piss Fight cat Drink coffee Piss Shower All of those events are exclusive. You’re not a morning shitter? I used to be really regular. Since I switched over to a better diet rich in fiber, it comes when it comes. Most of the time that is still in the morning. Today I wasn't gonna make it home from work, so I capitulated around 2:30 and shipped one from the office. Then I had a follow up at home after work. I tell ya what though, having a better diet has changed the experience from something like pushing the sled in football practice to being the guy releasing the stone in a curling match.
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Post by Tooln on Apr 10, 2020 6:04:24 GMT -6
You’re not a morning shitter? I used to be really regular. Since I switched over to a better diet rich in fiber, it comes when it comes. Most of the time that is still in the morning. Today I wasn't gonna make it home from work, so I capitulated around 2:30 and shipped one from the office. Then I had a follow up at home after work. I tell ya what though, having a better diet has changed the experience from something like pushing the sled in football practice to being the guy releasing the stone in a curling match. I guess thats better than the guy who shits through a screen and never hits a wire.
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