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Post by Tooln on Jun 29, 2017 19:58:55 GMT -6
With all the horny teachers lately I figured this was good timing.
A substitute teacher strolls into the classroom on the chalkboard she sees a message. It says, “Jimmy Poole, has got the greatest pecker, in the entire damn school!” She shouts, “Whose Jimmy Poole?” This child in the back stands up and says, “I’m Jimmy Poole.” “Indeed, Jimmy, your staying after school!” The exact following day when the substitute teacher strolls in, she takes a gander at the writing board and composed on it, it says, “IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE.”
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Post by sd51555 on Jul 4, 2017 22:05:35 GMT -6
Meanwhile over at HT...
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Post by badgerfowl on Jul 5, 2017 9:03:43 GMT -6
Meanwhile over at HT... ocd much?
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Post by sd51555 on Jul 6, 2017 6:44:15 GMT -6
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Post by Tooln on Jul 7, 2017 21:18:40 GMT -6
Thanks. It's about time someone else post here.
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Post by jbird on Jul 12, 2017 19:02:31 GMT -6
I just love tooln's new avatar.....I just can't quit laughing!!!!! The actual video with the hand cranking is even funnier!!!! best images for websites
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Post by Tooln on Jul 12, 2017 21:56:19 GMT -6
I just love tooln's new avatar.....I just can't quit laughing!!!!! The actual video with the hand cranking is even funnier!!!! best images for websitesI've been wanting to do it for awhile now but just hadn't had the time till today.
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Post by sd51555 on Jul 13, 2017 16:16:53 GMT -6
Maybe not dirty enough for this thread, but I felt I had to share.
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Post by sd51555 on Jul 15, 2017 8:11:55 GMT -6
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Post by MoBuckChaser on Jul 16, 2017 6:58:23 GMT -6
If I died and went straight to Hell, it would take me two weeks to figure out I wasn't at work!
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Post by sd51555 on Jul 18, 2017 21:38:29 GMT -6
Did u know that the Vikings stadium is also a tornado shelter? Part of the design included housing a large number in the event of a tornado because the engineers knew there would never be a touchdown.
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Post by sd51555 on Jul 20, 2017 20:50:42 GMT -6
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Post by Catscratch on Jul 20, 2017 21:43:55 GMT -6
Ttt
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Post by jbird on Jul 22, 2017 21:36:15 GMT -6
Not a joke, but I figured it may give you all a laugh all the same. I figure I'm man enough to laugh at myself, so you all may enjoy it as well!!! Last weekend I was at a graduation party and not long into the beer drinking a challenge was made..... "Hey J-bid, bet you I can go further on the slip-n-slide than you!" Well, I was called out, so I did what any self-respecting redneck would do and defended myself.... "Roger, you got the balls to go first, I'll do it and I'll whip your ass!" Well Roger went first and did some sort of sissy slide and didn't even make it to the end of the slip-n-slide. Now mind you we are both 40 something year old men with enough to drink in us to take the edge off! Well I held up my word and kicked his ass!!! free temporary image hosting
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Post by Tooln on Jul 22, 2017 21:57:04 GMT -6
The wonders of alachol, sometimes I wonder how I'm still alive.
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