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Post by DoubleLiver on Jul 23, 2017 6:56:03 GMT -6
Doesnt look like a fair fight. I think you had more kinetic energy. Way to not take a challenge lightly.
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Post by sd51555 on Jul 23, 2017 7:05:51 GMT -6
The wonders of alachol, sometimes I wonder how I'm still alive. We all had that phase.
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Post by sd51555 on Jul 23, 2017 8:00:08 GMT -6
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Post by Reagan on Jul 23, 2017 9:14:14 GMT -6
Not a joke, but I figured it may give you all a laugh all the same. I figure I'm man enough to laugh at myself, so you all may enjoy it as well!!! Last weekend I was at a graduation party and not long into the beer drinking a challenge was made..... "Hey J-bid, bet you I can go further on the slip-n-slide than you!" Well, I was called out, so I did what any self-respecting redneck would do and defended myself.... "Roger, you got the balls to go first, I'll do it and I'll whip your ass!" Well Roger went first and did some sort of sissy slide and didn't even make it to the end of the slip-n-slide. Now mind you we are both 40 something year old men with enough to drink in us to take the edge off! Well I held up my word and kicked his ass!!! free temporary image hostingI think the rounded area of your midsection allowed for you to reduce contact between you and the plastic. This reduced area of contact reduced the friction which allowed for a longer slide. That's why I don't keep six pack abs anymore. You never know when you might need to win a bet.
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Post by jbird on Jul 24, 2017 8:07:16 GMT -6
Not a joke, but I figured it may give you all a laugh all the same. I figure I'm man enough to laugh at myself, so you all may enjoy it as well!!! Last weekend I was at a graduation party and not long into the beer drinking a challenge was made..... "Hey J-bid, bet you I can go further on the slip-n-slide than you!" Well, I was called out, so I did what any self-respecting redneck would do and defended myself.... "Roger, you got the balls to go first, I'll do it and I'll whip your ass!" Well Roger went first and did some sort of sissy slide and didn't even make it to the end of the slip-n-slide. Now mind you we are both 40 something year old men with enough to drink in us to take the edge off! Well I held up my word and kicked his ass!!! free temporary image hostingI think the rounded area of your midsection allowed for you to reduce contact between you and the plastic. This reduced area of contact reduced the friction which allowed for a longer slide. That's why I don't keep six pack abs anymore. You never know when you might need to win a bet. I agree - for once in my life I may have had a more suitable "profile" to gain a competitive advantage! What was funny is the grass left a few long scratches on my belly that I didn't notice at the time. The next day the wife asked "Are those scratches from the slip-n-slide episode?" I said, "Baby, them ain't scratches.....them's racing stripes!" I thought she was going to spit her coffee everywhere!!!!
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Post by jbird on Jul 24, 2017 8:09:27 GMT -6
The wonders of alachol, sometimes I wonder how I'm still alive. I think alcohol is how I didn't hurt myself in the process! A sober person tends to be more coordinated, but also tends to over think things. My friend Buddy Weiser just so "go for it"!
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Post by jbird on Jul 24, 2017 8:11:32 GMT -6
Doesnt look like a fair fight. I think you had more kinetic energy. Way to not take a challenge lightly. I didn't pose the challenge....so fair or not....wasn't part of the equation. It wasn't like I took my shirt off and "surprised" anyone... Can't be called out in public like that and not defend yourself!
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Post by Tooln on Jul 24, 2017 12:38:38 GMT -6
I would have loved to see that in a slow motion video or regular as far as that goes.
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Post by jbird on Jul 24, 2017 16:20:22 GMT -6
I would have loved to see that in a slow motion video or regular as far as that goes. No, no....low def stills is plenty bad enough!!!!! Don't want to scar anyone or the like!!!! There was enough babies crying, children hiding in fear and old women screaming when it took place....some folks claimed they temporarily lost their sight, while others claimed to have lost their appetite! What a way to make an impression!!!!
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Post by sd51555 on Jul 24, 2017 19:51:02 GMT -6
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Post by sd51555 on Aug 3, 2017 15:17:08 GMT -6
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Post by wklman on Aug 3, 2017 22:07:09 GMT -6
Saw this on Facebook and had to share.
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Post by Freeborn on Aug 21, 2017 13:34:40 GMT -6
The Sheer Nightgown....
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500 they'd at least iron it!'
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Post by Catscratch on Aug 24, 2017 18:40:56 GMT -6
ttt
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Post by Catscratch on Aug 24, 2017 18:43:37 GMT -6
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