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Post by biglakebass on Nov 25, 2017 22:54:05 GMT -6
So, Dork has been on the loose and in the news for months in Becker and Big Lake. Today, Dork died during a capture attempt. Big fucking deal right? www.startribune.com/pet-emu-s-capture-has-a-sudden-sad-ending/459982123/there is a gofundme page to raise money to mount the stupid fucking bird..... Its up to $275................... HAAAAAAAAAAAA. I live amongst idiots. Good grief.
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Post by wklman on Nov 25, 2017 23:00:33 GMT -6
That's hilarious!
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Post by Sandbur on Nov 26, 2017 5:04:33 GMT -6
How could they pick out any one Dork in the Monticello, Becker, Big Lake area?
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Post by Satchmo on Nov 26, 2017 7:43:13 GMT -6
Damn funny right there!
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Post by Tooln on Nov 26, 2017 14:35:39 GMT -6
Several years ago my BIL had the crazy idea to raise them things. He had a dozen of them. When it got time to sell them he actually found 10 idiots to buy them. Some live other other to butcher. I was enlisted to help with the capture. After catching the ones he sold live the others got real spooky. We couldn't get them into the barn. He didn't have it in him to shot them so that was passed off to me. Did you ever hear the phrase running around like a chicken with your head cut off. Well emu's run around with their head blown off with a 12 guage. He gave me some meat and I tried making it several ways. Tasted like crap and I ended up tossing it out. There was one hell of a drumstick on them things though.
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Post by biglakebass on Nov 26, 2017 14:37:20 GMT -6
Haaaaaaaaa
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