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Post by Sandbur on May 11, 2018 8:33:11 GMT -6
It looks like I might be guiding foggy on Tuesday morning and I need to make it look like I know what I am doing. I need suggestions.
I just want to convince his wife so we can go fishing again, foggy is hopeless.
Considering two things, take dynamite for fishing and hope foggy can throw it far enough from the boat or...
Leave the boat at home, go to a brew house and then stop at Morey ‘s Fish House.
Need other suggestions!
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Post by batman on May 11, 2018 12:54:04 GMT -6
Hire a guide. Then at breakfast tell foggy you forgot your wallet. Text gus credit card number to the guide for payment.
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Post by Catscratch on May 11, 2018 12:56:04 GMT -6
Go to a brew house first and then do the dynamite thing. This sounds like more fun than actual fishing anyway. If you do this plan make sure to use his boat. Skip the store bought fish.
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Post by daydreamer on May 11, 2018 12:59:52 GMT -6
Foggy's the one that lives on the lake?!?! Why isn't he guiding you?
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Post by batman on May 11, 2018 13:04:26 GMT -6
When foggy calls to find out what the charge is he will think he is getting old and forgot he paid.
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Post by Freeborn on May 11, 2018 16:57:35 GMT -6
Go out in the boat but immediately stop at a bar on the lake, Get Foggy stinking drunk so he passes out. Take His wallet out and pay other people to borrow you fish, take pictures of Foggy with the fish. Buy a couple of fish for a meal and take the rest of the money in his wallet as a tip.
After Foggy wakes up and calls you thank him for the generous tip, remind him he had the best day of fishing in his life and email pictures of him and all the fish.
If Foggy says anything, tell him he probably should not drink so much.
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Post by Foggy on May 11, 2018 16:59:48 GMT -6
Arts idea of a good time is getting up at 3 AM.....and being on the water at 5 AM. I really think he is screwy......but I'm going along with it in the interest of needing to eat more fish. Although we'd have more to show from our efforts if we would just fillet the bait and eat those tender morsels. Our luck has been the Schmidts to this point.
We'll be fishing on North Long Lake which in reality is the East Bay of South Long lake and it's south of Brainerd in some no-fish zone that Art knows about. I suppose we can stop over at JIM's place to see the results of his recent logging operations?.....and to see if there are any wanted posters out for him......or see if his neighbors have lynched him by now? (one of those scenarios is likely).
Anyway.....I'm gonna show up.....so I can get my $100 bag of beans from Art (Which is sure to piss-off MO as I am paying too high of a price for this bull) and see if we can catch ANYTHING in the way of a fish. So far he and I have not fared well.....and if he was not such a savage I'm certain that this relationship would be over long ago.
I suppose we can talk golf in the boat? HUGE grin. FORE! (see you at the landing Art - do we need bait?).
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Post by Foggy on May 11, 2018 17:06:30 GMT -6
Foggy's the one that lives on the lake?!?! Why isn't he guiding you? Errrrr. Art and I tried this a time or two. No fish / no dice. I really think we need to buy some bait.....but Art always thing he smells good enough for the fish to just jump in the boat or something? I dunno.....but my guiding efforts have not been to successful. I think those fish can sense Art's Jack Pine Savageness.....and steer completely clear of us. Maybe he can fool em with a new venue....but I have my doubts. This time were gonna fish outta Arts boat.....so I watched that commercial on TV for FLEX TAPE.....and decided to buy a case of it. Gonna look that boat over carefully......and plug any evident holes. But I did see that you can simply put that tape over high pressure leaks.....and they seem to stop......so I am somewhat relived to fish in cold water with his boat. Still.....I plan to bring my inflatable belt life preserver. (big grin). Looking forward to it. Do we need bait? .
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Post by Sandbur on May 11, 2018 18:05:09 GMT -6
Hire a guide. Then at breakfast tell foggy you forgot your wallet. Text gus credit card number to the guide for payment. I tried that last year. The guide showed up and was all set to take us fishing, then foggy pulled his golf clubs out as he forgot his fishing tackle. Guide refused to go.
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Post by Sandbur on May 11, 2018 18:12:28 GMT -6
You don’t need bait if you use dynamite. I am going to bring the other boat this time as the first boat hasn’t been fixed yet. Foggy kept yelling something about a Hole in One and didn’t throw the dynamite fast enough. He ain’t been the same since.
Sometimes we get up early to go fishing. Three AM is almost normal time to get up.
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Post by Foggy on May 11, 2018 18:20:31 GMT -6
You don’t need bait if you use dynamite. I am going to bring the other boat this time as the first boat hasn’t been fixed yet. Foggy kept yelling something about a Hole in One and didn’t throw the dynamite fast enough. He ain’t been the same since. Sometimes we get up early to go fishing. Three AM is almost normal time to get up. Normal? NORMAL?? Normal for Jack Pine Savages is just a setting on their Norge washing machines. There ain't any two other guys that get up at 3AM to go fishing. Pretty early in my book. Ever heard of "the evening bite". . Ten to one that Art is in bed by now. This guy is not "normal". .
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Post by sd51555 on May 11, 2018 19:18:52 GMT -6
You don’t need bait if you use dynamite. I am going to bring the other boat this time as the first boat hasn’t been fixed yet. Foggy kept yelling something about a Hole in One and didn’t throw the dynamite fast enough. He ain’t been the same since. Sometimes we get up early to go fishing. Three AM is almost normal time to get up. Just make sure u guys don’t get so boozed up you light a cigar and throw it in the water and try to puff on the dynamite.
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Post by Sandbur on May 11, 2018 19:23:43 GMT -6
You don’t need bait if you use dynamite. I am going to bring the other boat this time as the first boat hasn’t been fixed yet. Foggy kept yelling something about a Hole in One and didn’t throw the dynamite fast enough. He ain’t been the same since. Sometimes we get up early to go fishing. Three AM is almost normal time to get up. Normal? NORMAL?? Normal for Jack Pine Savages is just a setting on their Norge washing machines. There ain't any two other guys that get up at 3AM to go fishing. Pretty early in my book. Ever heard of "the evening bite". . Ten to one that Art is in bed by now. This guy is not "normal". . Everybody that knows me does not include normal in thy description .
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Post by Foggy on May 11, 2018 20:12:33 GMT -6
Normal? NORMAL?? Normal for Jack Pine Savages is just a setting on their Norge washing machines. There ain't any two other guys that get up at 3AM to go fishing. Pretty early in my book. Ever heard of "the evening bite". . Ten to one that Art is in bed by now. This guy is not "normal". . Everybody that knows me does not include normal in thy description . Your Honor......I rest my case!
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Post by Sandbur on May 13, 2018 4:44:46 GMT -6
First fish of the season. It’s been has been 10 months or so since I have been fishing.
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