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Post by badbrad on Oct 30, 2018 6:48:44 GMT -6
Question speaks for itself. I need a board ruling and what better place to do a survey. I've got to ask. How much alcohol was invloved before this question was posted? Too much. That was drunk posting 101 right there. No regrets.
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Post by badbrad on Oct 30, 2018 6:49:46 GMT -6
Let me ask a question. How do you guys wipe in the woods. Standing you are able to wipe better and you don't have to worry about getting a wet hand.
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Post by badbrad on Oct 30, 2018 6:51:17 GMT -6
We have offically run out of stuff to talk about. Time to find a new site. Baaahahahahahahahahaha. To the contrary. This is better content than other sites could ever produce. You only can talk about apples so much.
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Post by batman on Oct 30, 2018 6:52:03 GMT -6
Bear asks rabbit "do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"
Rabbit says "Nope".
Bear wipes ass with rabbit and knows rabbit is a liar.
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Post by kooch on Oct 30, 2018 7:16:00 GMT -6
In the woods? Hang on to a tree and squat, hanging your ass way out there. Wipe one handed while maintaining grip on tree.This provides superior angles for all operations. You're welcome.
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Post by badbrad on Oct 30, 2018 7:50:16 GMT -6
In the woods? Hang on to a tree and squat, hanging your ass way out there. Wipe one handed while maintaining grip on tree.This provides superior angles for all operations. You're welcome. No. Just no. You squat all the way down. Supporting the outer parts of your ass on your calfs. Comfortable and spreads yours ass cheecks apart
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Post by badbrad on Oct 30, 2018 7:50:50 GMT -6
Where the fuck is mo on this topic. Figured he sad something interesting to say about it.
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Post by kooch on Oct 30, 2018 8:23:33 GMT -6
In the woods? Hang on to a tree and squat, hanging your ass way out there. Wipe one handed while maintaining grip on tree.This provides superior angles for all operations. You're welcome. No. Just no. You squat all the way down. Supporting the outer parts of your ass on your calfs. Comfortable and spreads yours ass cheecks apart Your technique is way to risky. I bet you shit on your boots 50% of the time. Edit - I'm glad we can discuss such weighty matters here.
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Post by MoBuckChaser on Oct 30, 2018 8:25:20 GMT -6
You guys from Scony ponder about the craziest shit for some reason.....wtf?
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Post by badbrad on Oct 30, 2018 8:25:29 GMT -6
No. Just no. You squat all the way down. Supporting the outer parts of your ass on your calfs. Comfortable and spreads yours ass cheecks apart Your technique is way to risky. I bet you shit on your boots 50% of the time.
Nope they are far enough apart.
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Post by badbrad on Oct 30, 2018 8:28:43 GMT -6
You guys from Scony ponder about the craziest shit for some reason.....wtf? I am dissapointed
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Post by sd51555 on Oct 30, 2018 9:42:59 GMT -6
In the woods? Hang on to a tree and squat, hanging your ass way out there. Wipe one handed while maintaining grip on tree.This provides superior angles for all operations. You're welcome. I can't remember if I've done this or not. I've had many morning sits get cut short by the lingering effects of a hard night of drinking, greasy supper, and a couple cups of coffee before going out. The stomach gets to turning and grumbling so loud, fawn bucks are grunting back at me and pawing the ground. For some reason I think sitting and scooting way over a log would get the job done, and not leave you in a mexican standoff with gravity. I wanna say I've done this, but I don't remember for sure. Please accept this crude drawing a stick person scooting way off the back side of a log to pinch a loaf to illustrate.
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Post by kooch on Oct 30, 2018 9:52:07 GMT -6
In the woods? Hang on to a tree and squat, hanging your ass way out there. Wipe one handed while maintaining grip on tree.This provides superior angles for all operations. You're welcome. I can't remember if I've done this or not. I've had many morning sits get cut short by the lingering effects of a hard night of drinking, greasy supper, and a couple cups of coffee before going out. The stomach gets to turning and grumbling so loud, fawn bucks are grunting back at me and pawing the ground. For some reason I think sitting and scooting way over a log would get the job done, and not leave you in a mexican standoff with gravity. I wanna say I've done this, but I don't remember for sure. Please accept this crude drawing a stick person scooting way off the back side of a log to pinch a loaf to illustrate. This is my wife's technique. Don't ask me how I know. I don't want to dredge up sickening memories. You poop like a girl.
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Post by sd51555 on Oct 30, 2018 10:30:14 GMT -6
I can't remember if I've done this or not. I've had many morning sits get cut short by the lingering effects of a hard night of drinking, greasy supper, and a couple cups of coffee before going out. The stomach gets to turning and grumbling so loud, fawn bucks are grunting back at me and pawing the ground. For some reason I think sitting and scooting way over a log would get the job done, and not leave you in a mexican standoff with gravity. I wanna say I've done this, but I don't remember for sure. Please accept this crude drawing a stick person scooting way off the back side of a log to pinch a loaf to illustrate. This is my wife's technique. Don't ask me how I know. I don't want to dredge up sickening memories. You poop like a girl. I'll have you know my current pooping setup is quite genius. If you're out of the loop, I am currently hatching biscuits into a 5 gallon bucket that is layered with pine shavings. At first, I was a little worried about this, and for a host of reasons. What if it stinks? What if someone splatter shits all over the side of the bucket? What if Dakota Peter keeps pissing in it, despite my clear and strict instruction not to, and the pine shavings stick to the bottom? All solved for. I can safely nest 3-4 mud scuds per fill. So lets review the use and benefits of SD's Advanced Off-Grid Smart-Yield Waste Management System. Start with a 3" layer of pine shavings on the bottom of your bucket. Drop your 1st missile and cover with another 3" of shavings. Shake the bucket to settle the shavings some. It's that simple, and you're ready for the next one. The base layer will keep your ick off the bottom of the bucket. The layer above will suppress the smell and keep your form and delivery a secret from the next person. If they wanna know what yours looked like, they'll have to dig. Still not sold? Let's review. Low capital outlay ($30 total investment) Zero smell - break out of the conventional outhouse by harnessing the principles of high carbon stench suppression Beat the mosquitoes and spiders by staying in your cabin or garage No midnight trudging through the snow to get to the outhouse No spring time ticks hitchhiking back to the cabin on your hello kitty pajama bottoms No need to wonder or accidentally step where someone crapped in the woods No risk of Omaha Steve falling into last year's outhouse pit that we forgot to mark Portability - Move it to your favorite window in the garage, put it outside to look at the stars, bring it in the cabin if it's too cold A wonderful co-product is created that can be buried and dug up a couple years later once composted and added to your hugel bed, apple trees, or neighbors mail box.For more information, send us an email to PoopLikeSkoog@iWasteSystems.com
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Post by jbird on Oct 30, 2018 10:35:06 GMT -6
I'm a "leaner"!
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