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Post by badbrad on Oct 30, 2018 10:36:14 GMT -6
This is my wife's technique. Don't ask me how I know. I don't want to dredge up sickening memories. You poop like a girl. I'll have you know my current pooping setup is quite genius. If you're out of the loop, I am currently hatching biscuits into a 5 gallon bucket that is layered with pine shavings. At first, I was a little worried about this, and for a host of reasons. What if it stinks? What if someone splatter shits all over the side of the bucket? What if Dakota Peter keeps pissing in it, despite my clear and strict instruction not to, and the pine shavings stick to the bottom? All solved for. I can safely nest 3-4 mud scuds per fill. So lets review the use and benefits of SD's Advanced Off-Grid Smart-Yield Waste Management System. Start with a 3" layer of pine shavings on the bottom of your bucket. Drop your 1st missile and cover with another 3" of shavings. Shake the bucket to settle the shavings some. It's that simple, and you're ready for the next one. The base layer will keep your ick off the bottom of the bucket. The layer above will suppress the smell and keep your form and delivery a secret from the next person. If they wanna know what yours looked like, they'll have to dig. Still not sold? Let's review. Low capital outlay ($30 total investment) Zero smell - break out of the conventional outhouse by harnessing the principles of high carbon stench suppression Beat the mosquitoes and spiders by staying in your cabin or garage No midnight trudging through the snow to get to the outhouse No spring time ticks hitchhiking back to the cabin on your hello kitty pajama bottoms No need to wonder or accidentally step where someone crapped in the woods No risk of Omaha Steve falling into last year's outhouse pit that we forgot to mark Portability - Move it to your favorite window in the garage, put it outside to look at the stars, bring it in the cabin if it's too cold A wonderful co-product is created that can be buried and dug up a couple years later once composted and added to your hugel bed, apple trees, or neighbors mail box.For more information, send us an email to PoopLikeSkoog@iWasteSystems.comYou never dissapoint sd!
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Post by chummer16 on Oct 30, 2018 10:50:34 GMT -6
Finally a topic I am an expert on. Having chrones for the last 4 years I have had to shit in almost every circumstance and location. Tree stand over a stream is the obvious easy one, just make sure you clear the deck. When on the ground I use a side hill with a sapling. Squat and lean back while holding the sapling. The slight bend the sapling provides will allow you to easily clear your boots. A beech sapling is prefferd as it supplies they needed wiping material. You make look for deer signs while walking, I am looking for a place to shit. The beauty of chrones is you have seconds to commit when the urge hits.
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Post by Foggy on Oct 30, 2018 11:13:31 GMT -6
I cant believe I am reading this crap. .
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Post by Catscratch on Oct 30, 2018 11:15:09 GMT -6
I cant believe I am reading this crap. . Pun!!!
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Post by sd51555 on Oct 30, 2018 11:19:43 GMT -6
I'll have you know my current pooping setup is quite genius. If you're out of the loop, I am currently hatching biscuits into a 5 gallon bucket that is layered with pine shavings. At first, I was a little worried about this, and for a host of reasons. What if it stinks? What if someone splatter shits all over the side of the bucket? What if Dakota Peter keeps pissing in it, despite my clear and strict instruction not to, and the pine shavings stick to the bottom? All solved for. I can safely nest 3-4 mud scuds per fill. So lets review the use and benefits of SD's Advanced Off-Grid Smart-Yield Waste Management System. Start with a 3" layer of pine shavings on the bottom of your bucket. Drop your 1st missile and cover with another 3" of shavings. Shake the bucket to settle the shavings some. It's that simple, and you're ready for the next one. The base layer will keep your ick off the bottom of the bucket. The layer above will suppress the smell and keep your form and delivery a secret from the next person. If they wanna know what yours looked like, they'll have to dig. Still not sold? Let's review. Low capital outlay ($30 total investment) Zero smell - break out of the conventional outhouse by harnessing the principles of high carbon stench suppression Beat the mosquitoes and spiders by staying in your cabin or garage No midnight trudging through the snow to get to the outhouse No spring time ticks hitchhiking back to the cabin on your hello kitty pajama bottoms No need to wonder or accidentally step where someone crapped in the woods No risk of Omaha Steve falling into last year's outhouse pit that we forgot to mark Portability - Move it to your favorite window in the garage, put it outside to look at the stars, bring it in the cabin if it's too cold A wonderful co-product is created that can be buried and dug up a couple years later once composted and added to your hugel bed, apple trees, or neighbors mail box.For more information, send us an email to PoopLikeSkoog@iWasteSystems.comYou never dissapoint sd! I'm all about creating value man. How many more toys could we have by now had we not succumbed to the folly of mound systems, orange cab tractors, grid power, monogamy, and tillage?
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Post by kooch on Oct 30, 2018 11:30:39 GMT -6
This is my wife's technique. Don't ask me how I know. I don't want to dredge up sickening memories. You poop like a girl. I'll have you know my current pooping setup is quite genius. If you're out of the loop, I am currently hatching biscuits into a 5 gallon bucket that is layered with pine shavings. At first, I was a little worried about this, and for a host of reasons. What if it stinks? What if someone splatter shits all over the side of the bucket? What if Dakota Peter keeps pissing in it, despite my clear and strict instruction not to, and the pine shavings stick to the bottom? All solved for. I can safely nest 3-4 mud scuds per fill. So lets review the use and benefits of SD's Advanced Off-Grid Smart-Yield Waste Management System. Start with a 3" layer of pine shavings on the bottom of your bucket. Drop your 1st missile and cover with another 3" of shavings. Shake the bucket to settle the shavings some. It's that simple, and you're ready for the next one. The base layer will keep your ick off the bottom of the bucket. The layer above will suppress the smell and keep your form and delivery a secret from the next person. If they wanna know what yours looked like, they'll have to dig. Still not sold? Let's review. Low capital outlay ($30 total investment) Zero smell - break out of the conventional outhouse by harnessing the principles of high carbon stench suppression Beat the mosquitoes and spiders by staying in your cabin or garage No midnight trudging through the snow to get to the outhouse No spring time ticks hitchhiking back to the cabin on your hello kitty pajama bottoms No need to wonder or accidentally step where someone crapped in the woods No risk of Omaha Steve falling into last year's outhouse pit that we forgot to mark Portability - Move it to your favorite window in the garage, put it outside to look at the stars, bring it in the cabin if it's too cold A wonderful co-product is created that can be buried and dug up a couple years later once composted and added to your hugel bed, apple trees, or neighbors mail box.For more information, send us an email to PoopLikeSkoog@iWasteSystems.comYou sold me the last time this was discussed. I have no issue with your honey bucket. It's your woods pooping I have an issue with. Next year is new outhouse year. I think I may go without a hole, and just go the bucket route like you. It'll still be in the outhouse though, unless I'm up there alone. If nobody's around, you bet your ass I'll bring it inside. Also, my pajamas are Ninja Turtle, not hello kitty.
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Post by kooch on Oct 30, 2018 11:34:00 GMT -6
Finally a topic I am an expert on. Having chrones for the last 4 years I have had to shit in almost every circumstance and location. Tree stand over a stream is the obvious easy one, just make sure you clear the deck. When on the ground I use a side hill with a sapling. Squat and lean back while holding the sapling. The slight bend the sapling provides will allow you to easily clear your boots. A beech sapling is prefferd as it supplies they needed wiping material. You make look for deer signs while walking, I am looking for a place to shit. The beauty of chrones is you have seconds to commit when the urge hits. Atta Boy! We're on the same team.
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Post by kooch on Oct 30, 2018 11:51:09 GMT -6
I cant believe I am reading this crap. . Finally something I'm passionate about.
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Post by kabic on Oct 30, 2018 12:04:40 GMT -6
Believe it or not, this is not the first time I have heard the lean verus hover debate.
I'm definitely in the hover group...all you leaners are communists.
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Post by kooch on Oct 30, 2018 12:38:04 GMT -6
Believe it or not, this is not the first time I have heard the lean verus hover debate. I'm definitely in the hover group...all you leaners are communists. I only lean to the right. Fascist maybe, but not a commie. I do dangle to the left though.
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Post by Tooln on Oct 30, 2018 13:11:53 GMT -6
Leaning holding on to a tree or sapling. WTF is wrong with you young guys. I'm 61 years old, have had one knee replaced. If the need arises I just squat and do my thing. I always have some paper towels available for multiple reasons. No need for a log either. I can also say I have never shit on my boots or dropped any on my drawers while they are around my ankles.
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Post by Tooln on Oct 30, 2018 13:14:21 GMT -6
I sit and lean to one side. I never heard of something so stupid as to wipe your ass while standing. I'm also sitting on the shitter as I'm writing this. I'm so fuckin tempted to take a pic and post it. But better judgement took over. You talken about in the woods? Squat in the woods to deal and wipe. On the throne lean to wipe.
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Post by wiscwhip on Oct 31, 2018 8:21:23 GMT -6
WTF, you guys?!!? I am off site for a couple days due to busy shit and work and I come back to this? ?? At any rate, I am with Tooln on the lean thing when on the throne, lean left wipe right. In the woods I do one of two things depending on the surrounding terrain. The squat and rest on a small log is the preferred technique, given my knees are shot and I might be pushing for a hot minute. The downhill sapling grab technique is second if the terrain is suitable and a squat log is unavailable.
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Post by kooch on Oct 31, 2018 8:33:58 GMT -6
WTF, you guys?!!? I am off site for a couple days due to busy shit and work and I come back to this? ?? At any rate, I am with Tooln on the lean thing when on the throne, lean left wipe right. In the woods I do one of two things depending on the surrounding terrain. The squat and rest on a small log is the preferred technique, given my knees are shot and I might be pushing for a hot minute. The downhill sapling grab technique is second if the terrain is suitable and a squat log is unavailable. Thank you for your input. This is an important topic.
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Post by Catscratch on Oct 31, 2018 8:37:53 GMT -6
Nobody poops in the water? Just wade out into the river, face the current, let it rip. You might get a few bumps from floaters in the eddy but it mostly goes downstream upon exit.
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