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Post by badbrad on Apr 3, 2018 9:29:30 GMT -6
I think I've figured out why you are all up on Sasha and Bayley, they are both Hispanic! You still haven't learned have you?!? And of course this. Please tell me you would at least jam your junk into that if you had the chance.
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Post by sd51555 on Apr 3, 2018 11:07:20 GMT -6
I'd give her the whole 4 and 3/4" and the hunting land. I'm keeping the cat though.
I'd be honored if she'd be my first ex wife.
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Post by benmnwi on Apr 3, 2018 11:08:04 GMT -6
SD's new mantra.........?? No way dawg! I’m raising the bar this year. Already out the door this morning working the plan. SD - I think it would be best if you let us decide your path forward. We've decided that it would be best if you lower your standards for a while and let us know how that goes. We also think that you need a wing man for this operation, so we're sending Art your way for tonight's visit to the bar. Tomorrow you're getting Mo, so buckle up.
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Post by badbrad on Apr 3, 2018 13:17:55 GMT -6
I'd give her the whole 4 and 3/4" and the hunting land. I'm keeping the cat though. I'd be honored if she'd be my first ex wife. I promise you there are many women that want that 4 & 3/4" hard. And they won't take all your money. Especially if you are even somewhat smart which you are. And you can even shoot your wad in 45 sec and they will still want more.
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Post by wiscwhip on Apr 3, 2018 18:26:22 GMT -6
And of course this. Please tell me you would at least jam your junk into that if you had the chance. Well HEEEELLLLLLL YYYYYEEEEESSSSSS I would! The difference is I have never had Chicka trouble and I don't especially have a thing for them like SD does. Now Asuka on the other hand......well, nuf said.
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Post by sd51555 on Apr 3, 2018 19:35:25 GMT -6
I'd give her the whole 4 and 3/4" and the hunting land. I'm keeping the cat though. I'd be honored if she'd be my first ex wife. I promise you there are many women that want that 4 & 3/4" hard. And they won't take all your money. Especially if you are even somewhat smart which you are. And you can even shoot your wad in 45 sec and they will still want more. It’s not the money. It’s more than that. I had one make a comment to me on Sunday that sent chills down my spine. Now as to the large herd of loose desperate women out there... yes there are many. The absence of me trying has them throwing themselves at me like monsters from “I am legend.” I’m not saying I’m God’s gift to the ladies, far from it. But there is something about refusing to play the game that makes ‘em cray cray.
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Post by sd51555 on Apr 3, 2018 19:38:22 GMT -6
I promise you there are many women that want that 4 & 3/4" hard. And they won't take all your money. Especially if you are even somewhat smart which you are. And you can even shoot your wad in 45 sec and they will still want more. It’s not the money. It’s more than that. I had one make a comment to me on Sunday that sent chills down my spine. Now as to the large herd of loose desperate women out there... yes there are many. The absence of me trying has them throwing themselves at me like monsters from “I am legend.” I’m not saying I’m God’s gift to the ladies, far from it. But there is something about refusing to play the game that makes ‘em cray cray. What’s funny is I remember, word for word, what each of the last few said to me that immediately killed any chance of things going a step further. They never knew though. It was like an EMP.
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Post by badbrad on Apr 3, 2018 21:30:17 GMT -6
It’s not the money. It’s more than that. I had one make a comment to me on Sunday that sent chills down my spine. Now as to the large herd of loose desperate women out there... yes there are many. The absence of me trying has them throwing themselves at me like monsters from “I am legend.” I’m not saying I’m God’s gift to the ladies, far from it. But there is something about refusing to play the game that makes ‘em cray cray. What’s funny is I remember, word for word, what each of the last few said to me that immediately killed any chance of things going a step further. They never knew though. It was like an EMP. What did they say
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Post by badbrad on Apr 3, 2018 21:30:55 GMT -6
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.
I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.”
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Post by Foggy on Apr 5, 2018 18:56:14 GMT -6
Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 am and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Ron replied, "That would be my wife.”
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Post by badbrad on Apr 6, 2018 13:34:06 GMT -6
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Post by MoBuckChaser on Apr 6, 2018 14:12:25 GMT -6
Its gone!
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Post by badbrad on Apr 6, 2018 14:14:27 GMT -6
No its not. Your old ass follows instructions for shit Mo! LOL Click on it above that play button thing and then download it. I'm not putting it on youtube.
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Post by Catscratch on Apr 6, 2018 17:30:56 GMT -6
Do what he says Mo! It's worth it!!!
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Post by Foggy on Apr 6, 2018 19:20:15 GMT -6
^. Im not sure blowing the smoke off the barrel of an autoloader pistol is too smart.......but is sure is an interesting video. .
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