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Post by mnfish on May 30, 2017 19:04:30 GMT -6
My oldest daughter and I agreed we need to spend more time together. With her in college, we don't get to hang out as much. Pick something we can do together this summer I said.... Racquetball Dad! After picking up some basic hardware, I am sitting here wondering how many beers, cheese burgers, and Marlboro's it's been since I was an athlete. I can feel the angina setting in already.   best image hosting service |
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Post by Catscratch on May 30, 2017 19:16:53 GMT -6
Oh man, racquetball is fun! But being old sucks. Good luck to ya.  My kids aren't to hard to keep up with yet but the older one will lay you out if you get between him and the basket. He has the ability to put his shoulder into your chest and take the air out of ya before you hit the ground. My wife was a college ball player and she doesn't even like to get in his way anymore. |
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Post by Sandbur on May 30, 2017 19:18:06 GMT -6
Got the sales slip for returns?
Don't overdo it. Start slowly. Pretend to listen to her advice. Let her win (you probably won't HAVE to let her do that).
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Post by Freeborn on May 30, 2017 19:27:33 GMT -6
In a word Ibuprofen. Do you remember when you could actually stretch? I have to admit I laugh when I try to stretch like a use to. Hell, I'm so stiff you could string me and use me like a bow.
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Post by batman on May 30, 2017 19:35:38 GMT -6
Does this shirt make me look fat?
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Post by mnfish on May 30, 2017 19:37:38 GMT -6
In a word Ibuprofen. Do you remember when you could actually stretch? I have to admit I laugh when I try to stretch like a use to. Hell, I'm so stiff you could string me and use me like a bow. Stretch fits perfect here Jerry! No sh*t here. When I was younger I was like a rubber band. Could get both ankles behind my head (go ahead with the jokes)! Now....a grunt while bending down to tie my shoes |
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Post by mnfish on May 30, 2017 19:38:12 GMT -6
Does this shirt make me look fat? No but my face does!! |
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Post by buckvelvet on May 30, 2017 19:43:27 GMT -6
Ouch! Hahaha, nice post!
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Post by batman on May 30, 2017 19:45:48 GMT -6
If they ever make the movie I cast Will Farrel (sp) to be Welch.
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Post by mnfish on May 30, 2017 19:52:15 GMT -6
If they ever make the movie I cast Will Farrel (sp) to be Welch. Here comes the post of the year!!!! You guys are going to piss yourselfs where u see my gymnastics from this weekend. My niece brought out the mat and I had to show her how we do it Old School. |
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Post by mnfish on May 30, 2017 19:53:05 GMT -6
Ready for it?!?
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Post by mnfish on May 30, 2017 20:00:57 GMT -6
Never take yourself too seriously....well I accomplished that here   You know the scariest things about these two pics? This is the same joker that was probably involved in developing a lot of the devices that will be used on you during your angioplasty |
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Post by biglakebass on May 30, 2017 20:19:28 GMT -6
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Post by Freeborn on May 30, 2017 20:32:25 GMT -6
Are you wearing a keg under those pajamas? :-)
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Post by Sandbur on May 31, 2017 6:31:11 GMT -6
Never take yourself too seriously....well I accomplished that here You know the scariest things about these two pics? This is the same joker that was probably involved in developing a lot of the devices that will be used on you during your angioplasty New model and cover picture for MDDI? |
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