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Post by MoBuckChaser on Jul 7, 2017 11:46:12 GMT -6
The wife thought she would be nice and feed a stray cat that showed up in the barn at home. Well the damn thing bit her this morning.
She got her first of many, I am sure, Rabies shots a 1/2 hour ago!
Bahahahahahahaha!
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Post by riggs on Jul 7, 2017 11:52:06 GMT -6
Women can't resist the urge to take care of stuff. My wife was "kissing" my brothers puppy last weekend and it bit her right in the nose. I hope your wife is ok and learns a lesson not to mess with stray cats.
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Post by badbrad on Jul 7, 2017 12:00:22 GMT -6
My answer to stray cats.
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Post by MoBuckChaser on Jul 7, 2017 12:06:58 GMT -6
My answer to stray cats.
Yep, it never should have bit a woman who can shoot! Lol |
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Post by biglakebass on Jul 7, 2017 12:10:24 GMT -6
My answer to stray cats.
All cats |
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Post by daydreamer on Jul 7, 2017 12:18:33 GMT -6
nothing worse than cats imo.
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Post by badbrad on Jul 7, 2017 12:23:18 GMT -6
nothing worse than cats imo.
Yotes?? Raccoons? Porcupines? Ticks?
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Post by daydreamer on Jul 7, 2017 12:35:53 GMT -6
nothing worse than cats imo.
Yotes?? Raccoons? Porcupines? Ticks?
I'll take them all over cats...skunks are pushing my limits but not as prevalent as cats in my area. |
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Post by sd51555 on Jul 7, 2017 13:07:03 GMT -6
You guys have offended me. I am pro-cat.
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Post by badbrad on Jul 7, 2017 13:08:05 GMT -6
You guys have offended me. I am pro-cat. You are also a Female SD!!!! Enough said. |
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Post by sd51555 on Jul 7, 2017 14:02:47 GMT -6
You guys have offended me. I am pro-cat. You are also a Female SD!!!! Enough said. Cats serve a vital role in the life of men. Outside, cats play an invaluable role in regulating rodents on the family farm. The decline of the farm cat has been a perfect inverse correlation to the rise in ticks in the landscape. Cats stand at the ready when you clean out your bins and cribs to kill any mouse that is about to flush. They are a key right of passage for young boys that cloud shoot blackbirds in the pasture. I can recall knocking down dozens of those earthworm predators as I fired shot after shot from the hip. It was a sight right out of national geographic watching those cats sprint across the pasture to maul and kill any wounded birds. They would then dutifully haul each bird back to the front lawn where they ate them and puked up all the excess. To the modern man, an inside cat serves the same purpose a lion does to a Saudi prince. The relationship between man and cat is a victory for animal husbandry and the symbiotic relationship between man, and the animal kingdom's fiercest predator. Only now, the lion is 8 pounds and we can't help but pick them up and cuddle with them. I have always been a fan of outside dogs that serve a purpose. The best dogs we've had killed rats, followed the baler all day and killed mice, shrews, voles, etc. They keep predators away from livestock, patrol the woods with you, and entertain. What I can't stand is purse dogs. I have seen many relationships strained by the wife's wishes to get a yipper, only she doesn't take care of it. I hang my head in sorrow when I see men have to take Muffy outside to take a shit in January and they then have to pick it up. The conspiracy theorist in me thinks women do this as a shit-test to men to see how much influence they really have over them. Those little dogs should have a treble hook harness strapped onto them and they should be trolled through musky territory until the rod tip starts jumpin. |
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Post by badbrad on Jul 7, 2017 14:05:57 GMT -6
You are also a Female SD!!!! Enough said. Cats serve a vital role in the life of men. Outside, cats play an invaluable role in regulating rodents on the family farm. The decline of the farm cat has been a perfect inverse correlation to the rise in ticks in the landscape. Cats stand at the ready when you clean out your bins and cribs to kill any mouse that is about to flush. They are a key right of passage for young boys that cloud shoot blackbirds in the pasture. I can recall knocking down dozens of those earthworm predators as I fired shot after shot from the hip. It was a sight right out of national geographic watching those cats sprint across the pasture to maul and kill any wounded birds. They would then dutifully haul each bird back to the front lawn where they ate them and puked up all the excess. To the modern man, an inside cat serves the same purpose a lion does to a Saudi prince. The relationship between man and cat is a victory for animal husbandry and the symbiotic relationship between man, and the animal kingdom's fiercest predator. Only now, the lion is 8 pounds and we can't help but pick them up and cuddle with them. I have always been a fan of outside dogs that serve a purpose. The best dogs we've had killed rats, followed the baler all day and killed mice, shrews, voles, etc. They keep predators away from livestock, patrol the woods with you, and entertain. What I can't stand is purse dogs. I have seen many relationships strained by the wife's wishes to get a yipper, only she doesn't take care of it. I hang my head in sorrow when I see men have to take Muffy outside to take a shit in January and they then have to pick it up. The conspiracy theorist in me thinks women do this as a shit-test to men to see how much influence they really have over them. Those little dogs should have a treble hook harness strapped onto them and they should be trolled through musky territory until the rod tip starts jumpin.
Cats are also the greatest killers of songbirds. By far.
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Post by biglakebass on Jul 7, 2017 14:12:22 GMT -6
Next is US Bank stadium.....
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Post by wklman on Jul 7, 2017 14:49:50 GMT -6
Hate cats. Their piss is the worst smell you can't get out of anything. Shoot on sight.
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Post by sd51555 on Jul 7, 2017 15:46:24 GMT -6
Cats serve a vital role in the life of men. Outside, cats play an invaluable role in regulating rodents on the family farm. The decline of the farm cat has been a perfect inverse correlation to the rise in ticks in the landscape. Cats stand at the ready when you clean out your bins and cribs to kill any mouse that is about to flush. They are a key right of passage for young boys that cloud shoot blackbirds in the pasture. I can recall knocking down dozens of those earthworm predators as I fired shot after shot from the hip. It was a sight right out of national geographic watching those cats sprint across the pasture to maul and kill any wounded birds. They would then dutifully haul each bird back to the front lawn where they ate them and puked up all the excess. To the modern man, an inside cat serves the same purpose a lion does to a Saudi prince. The relationship between man and cat is a victory for animal husbandry and the symbiotic relationship between man, and the animal kingdom's fiercest predator. Only now, the lion is 8 pounds and we can't help but pick them up and cuddle with them. I have always been a fan of outside dogs that serve a purpose. The best dogs we've had killed rats, followed the baler all day and killed mice, shrews, voles, etc. They keep predators away from livestock, patrol the woods with you, and entertain. What I can't stand is purse dogs. I have seen many relationships strained by the wife's wishes to get a yipper, only she doesn't take care of it. I hang my head in sorrow when I see men have to take Muffy outside to take a shit in January and they then have to pick it up. The conspiracy theorist in me thinks women do this as a shit-test to men to see how much influence they really have over them. Those little dogs should have a treble hook harness strapped onto them and they should be trolled through musky territory until the rod tip starts jumpin.
Cats are also the greatest killers of songbirds. By far.
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